Greetings! Internet traveller from a distant IP address
Welcome to the net-country of SigmaStat.
It is home to an arbitrary number bits and I am its president Shaurya. Nice to meet you.
We have many cities, you can travel to them using the menu to the top. Just click and you’ll be whooshed there in a second. Isn’t net travel great!
Be sure to visit the capital city Physics, it is buzzing with activity all year round. If you are lucky you might end up learning some Quantum Mechanics. That’s always my favourite!
Anyway, must be off. Work to do. Socks to iron. Videotapes to return.